i really wanna eat eggs right now but eggs make me feel sick.


i wanna take my bio test but i think my notes are in my car outside and im too lazy to go get them

plus its dark and chilly out there.


So good 😍

So good 😍


maybe this chef should just suck it up and make dressing with 6% vinegar literally no one is going to notice


inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it



i slept REALLY BADLY last night and so i went downstairs and wandered around and got a piece of chocolate

and the dove promise inside says “smile before bed. you’ll sleep better.”

I DID THAT DOVE, AND IT DIDNT WORK YOU PIECE O F SHIT CHOCOLATE WRAPPER


i am SO THIRSTY but all the water is downstairs and i am also SO LAZY


dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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i wanna be drunk and singing “everything is awful” to the tune of that song in the lego movie

i also wanna have friends

and maybe a working brain


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